Science vs God (cute joke)

[Guest guest]

**Short---You tell him, God**

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to Him.

" God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a

way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do

what you did in the beginning. "

" Oh, is that so? Tell Me... " replies God.

" Well, " says the scientist, " we can take dirt and form it into the

likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man. "

" Well, that's very interesting... show Me. "

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the

soil into the shape of a man.

" Oh, No, you don't... " interrupts God, " Get your own dirt. "