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I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke.

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Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....'Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg

before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!'

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