I think this is RUDE! LOL

[Guest guest]

** You Know It's Time To Diet When.... **

** You dance and it makes the band skip.

** You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you

22 more years to live.

** You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

** You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

** Your driver's license says, " Picture continued on other side. "

** You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for

your picture.

** You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

** You could sell shade.

** Your blood type is Ragu.

** You need an appointment to attend an ' open house'.