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This is really funny.

SOMETIMES YA' CAN'T FIX STUPID!

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny...

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far! -----------------------------------------------------------

Panda Mating Fails; VeterinarianTakes Over What a guy! ---------------------------------------------------------------

Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ----------------------------------------------------------

War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ----------------------------------------------------------------

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! -----------------------------------------------------------------------

Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesWho would have thought! ----------------------------------------------------------------

Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ----------------------------------------------------------

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ----------------------------------------------

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! -----------------------------------------------

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- ---------------------------------

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ******************************

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************************************

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! *******************************************

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? *************************************************** Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

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Thanks for the laughs, Jackie. That was great!To: Sherri ; ; dawnmarie alt ; Abi Tobias ; Andy ;

gailscrossroads ; svogler1@...; Jeannette Sosa ; Neurosarcoidosis Sent: Mon, May 2, 2011 12:02:23 PMSubject: Fw: SOMETIMES YA' CAN'T FIX STUPID!

This is really funny.

SOMETIMES YA' CAN'T FIX STUPID!

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny...

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far! -----------------------------------------------------------

Panda Mating Fails; VeterinarianTakes Over What a guy! ---------------------------------------------------------------

Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ----------------------------------------------------------

War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ----------------------------------------------------------------

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! -----------------------------------------------------------------------

Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesWho would have thought! ----------------------------------------------------------------

Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ----------------------------------------------------------

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ----------------------------------------------

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! -----------------------------------------------

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- ---------------------------------

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ******************************

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************************************

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! *******************************************

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? *************************************************** Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

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