Fw: A Christmas Tradition joke

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> > > Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual

rip...

> > > but there were problems everywhere.

> > >

> > > Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the

> > > toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the

> > > pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her

> > > Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went

to

> > > harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give

> > > birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where

to.

> > > More Stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards

> > > cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

> > > Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and

a

> > > shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had

> > > hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he

> > > dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all

> > > over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice

had

> > > eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and

Santa

> > > cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a

little

> > > angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: " Where would

you

> > > like to put this tree fat man? "

> > >

> > > And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the

> > > Christmas tree.

> > >

> > > Happy Hoopla

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[Guest guest]

> > > Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual

rip...

> > > but there were problems everywhere.

> > >

> > > Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the

> > > toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the

> > > pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her

> > > Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went

to

> > > harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give

> > > birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where

to.

> > > More Stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards

> > > cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

> > > Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and

a

> > > shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had

> > > hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he

> > > dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all

> > > over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice

had

> > > eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and

Santa

> > > cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a

little

> > > angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: " Where would

you

> > > like to put this tree fat man? "

> > >

> > > And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the

> > > Christmas tree.

> > >

> > > Happy Hoopla

> > > --

> > > ________________________________________________________________

> > > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO!

> > > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less!

> > > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit:

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