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These are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected(i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in).The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble withthe unsympathetic Genitals.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.Moses died before he ever reached Canada.Then led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with theFinklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.Solomon, one of 's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.Jesus was born because had an immaculate contraption.Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before theydo one to you.It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get thetombstone off the entrance.The epistles were the wives of the apostles.St. cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which isanother name for marriage.Most religions teach us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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These are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected(i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in).The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble withthe unsympathetic Genitals.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.Moses died before he ever reached Canada.Then led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with theFinklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.Solomon, one of 's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.Jesus was born because had an immaculate contraption.Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before theydo one to you.It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get thetombstone off the entrance.The epistles were the wives of the apostles.St. cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which isanother name for marriage.Most religions teach us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony.