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FW: Fwd: Fwd:Fw: Fw: Fw: Ain't so dumb ater all!> CITY SLICKERA city boy, , moved to the country and bought a donkey from an oldfarmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some badnews. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can'tdo that. I went and spent it already." "OK, then. Just unload the donkey.""What ya gonna do with him?" "I'm going to raffle him off.""You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won'ttell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with the city boyand asked, "Whathappened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundredtickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.""Didn't anyone complain?""Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."> > --------- End Original Message ---------

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FW: Fwd: Fwd:Fw: Fw: Fw: Ain't so dumb ater all!> CITY SLICKERA city boy, , moved to the country and bought a donkey from an oldfarmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some badnews. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can'tdo that. I went and spent it already." "OK, then. Just unload the donkey.""What ya gonna do with him?" "I'm going to raffle him off.""You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won'ttell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with the city boyand asked, "Whathappened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundredtickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.""Didn't anyone complain?""Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."> > --------- End Original Message ---------