Fw: STRATEGIC PLANNING joke

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> > An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, " I hate

> > to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are

> > divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "

> >

> > " Pop, what are you talking about?!?! " the son screams.

> > " We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, " the old man

> > said. " We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about

> > this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her. " And he hangs up.

> >

> > Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, " Like

> > heck they're getting a divorce, " she shouts. " I'll take care of this. "

> >

> > She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, " You are

> > NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm

> > calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then

> > don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? " And she hangs up.

> >

> > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. " Okay, " he

> > says, " They're coming for Thanksgiving and both paying their own way.

> >

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[Guest guest]

> >

> > An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, " I hate

> > to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are

> > divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "

> >

> > " Pop, what are you talking about?!?! " the son screams.

> > " We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, " the old man

> > said. " We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about

> > this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her. " And he hangs up.

> >

> > Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, " Like

> > heck they're getting a divorce, " she shouts. " I'll take care of this. "

> >

> > She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, " You are

> > NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm

> > calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then

> > don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? " And she hangs up.

> >

> > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. " Okay, " he

> > says, " They're coming for Thanksgiving and both paying their own way.

> >

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