Guest guest Posted October 23, 2001 Report Share Posted October 23, 2001 > > A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was > a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a > good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. > > As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. > In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got > many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to > the nearest doctor. > > He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he > would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before > the doctor reappeared. > > The angry lady demanded, " What took you so long? " > > The unperturbed doctor replied, " Well, I had to get permits from the > Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land > Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational > area. " > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 23, 2001 Report Share Posted October 23, 2001 > > A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was > a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a > good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. > > As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. > In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got > many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to > the nearest doctor. > > He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he > would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before > the doctor reappeared. > > The angry lady demanded, " What took you so long? " > > The unperturbed doctor replied, " Well, I had to get permits from the > Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land > Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational > area. " > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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