Guest guest Posted October 7, 2003 Report Share Posted October 7, 2003 Hi everyone, I was watching the news today and I heard a few things that struck me as funny and I thought I'd share them. First, I heard that there is a garbage strike in Chicago. I hope it is not getting too bad. However, for the first time in 95 years, Chicago stinks but not the Cubs. Second, Mac's announced today that is was giving McNuggets a make over. They are getting it a new look and taste. Apparently, they are going to start using real chicken. Third, A research study was announced today. It seems that men are stimulated by the smell of Cola and women are stimulated by the smell of the candy Good n Plenty. If your on a date with a girl and she is turned on by Good n Plenty, you're going to jail because she is under age. Fourth, and last, a study was released recently that related personality to sleeping positions. The study found that if you sleep on your side with your arms out, you are skeptical. If you sleep on your back with your arms by your side, you are quiet and reserved. However, if you sleep on top of some one who is not your spouse, you are a cheating S.O.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Dear Ken, Thanks for three snickers and one guffaw. Conny, 's g-aunt > Hi everyone, > > I was watching the news today and I heard a few things that struck me as funny > and I thought I'd share them. > > > First, I heard that there is a garbage strike in Chicago. I hope it is not > getting too bad. However, for the first time in 95 years, Chicago stinks but > not the Cubs. > > Second, Mac's announced today that is was giving McNuggets a make over. > They are getting it a new look and taste. Apparently, they are going to start > using real chicken. > > Third, A research study was announced today. It seems that men are stimulated > by the smell of Cola and women are stimulated by the smell of the candy Good n > Plenty. If your on a date with a girl and she is turned on by Good n Plenty, > you're going to jail because she is under age. > > Fourth, and last, a study was released recently that related personality to > sleeping positions. The study found that if you sleep on your side with your > arms out, you are skeptical. If you sleep on your back with your arms by your > side, you are quiet and reserved. However, if you sleep on top of some one who > is not your spouse, you are a cheating S.O.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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