Guest guest Posted January 20, 2003 Report Share Posted January 20, 2003 along with how to enlarge my penis, overmortgage my house, lose ten pounds overnight, have bigger breasts, have lots of singles dates by tomorrow morning, and an offer to see the actual relics of Jesus's bones. Boy, I just can't decide which one to take advantage of first) ceep: It's all done by process of elimination. First of all, if you enlarge your penis and get bigger breasts, chances are you won't be losing the ten pounds overnight, so you can cross those three off the list right off the bat. (But you may be able to sign a lucrative contract for Play Boy and Play Girl simultaneously) You can easily overmortgage your house by buying tickets to travel to whereever the actual relics of Jesus' bones are. (last I heard they were in Boise). So, looks like you're going on lots of singles dates by tomorrow morning. Let me know how it goes. Regina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 20, 2003 Report Share Posted January 20, 2003 > >along with how to enlarge my penis, overmortgage my house, lose ten pounds overnight, have bigger breasts, have lots of singles dates by tomorrow morning, and an offer to see the actual relics of Jesus's bones. Boy, I just can't decide which one to take advantage of first)<< Now me...I would get the bigger penis. Since I don't have one to begin with, it might make me some money so that I could pay for the other items. Besides...Jesus's bones are a hoax. I know for a fact that they are really Elvis' bones. Seems they read the seal on the door wrong. It said " The King Lies Here " NOT " The King of Kings Lies Here " . Silly archeologists! Blessings, Cindy Lou ¸,ø ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ WARNING! In case of rapture, you won't see these great emails from me anymore. ¸,ø ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ Lost 300+ lbs Gained :::LIFE::: My Home Page: http://www.ptl4wls.com My Graphics List: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Grafix4Jesus/ My Christian WLS List: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OSSG-WLSChristian/ " I have heard your prayer, I have seen your tears. Surely..I will heal you. " 2 Kings 20:5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 20, 2003 Report Share Posted January 20, 2003 Oh, buit do not forget the contests where she has already won money..so no home mortage is really needed. > along with how to enlarge my penis, overmortgage my house, lose > ten pounds > overnight, have bigger breasts, have lots of singles dates by > tomorrow > morning, and an offer to see the actual relics of Jesus's > bones. Boy, I just > can't decide which one to take advantage of first) > > ceep: > > It's all done by process of elimination. First of all, if you enlarge > your penis and get bigger breasts, chances are you won't be losing the > ten pounds overnight, so you can cross those three off the list right > off the bat. (But you may be able to sign a lucrative contract for Play > Boy and Play Girl simultaneously) You can easily overmortgage your house > by buying tickets to travel to whereever the actual relics of Jesus' > bones are. (last I heard they were in Boise). So, looks like you're > going on lots of singles dates by tomorrow morning. Let me know how it > goes. > > Regina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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