(NaturalThyroidHormones) Man, The Hormone Hostage...

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I just couldn't resist this guys.

~inga

The Hormone Hostage....

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>> The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month

>>when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life

>>in his own hands.

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>>This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's

>>license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant

>>other!

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>>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

>>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

>>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

>>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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>>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

>>SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

>>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

>>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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>>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

>>SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

>>SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

>>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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>>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

>>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

>>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

>>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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>>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

>>SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

>>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

>>ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

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>>13 Things PMS Stands For:

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>>1. Pass My Shotgun

>>2. Psychotic Mood Shift

>>3. Perpetual Munching Spree

>>4. Puffy Mid-Section

>>5. People Make me Sick

>>6. Provide Me with Sweets

>>7. Pardon My Sobbing

>>8. Pimples May Surface

>>9. Pass My Sweatpants

>>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

>>11. Plainly; Men Suck

>>12. Pack My Stuff

>>And my favorite one...

>>13. Potential Murder Suspect

>>Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need

> a good Laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember:

>>Money talks....

>>But Chocolate sings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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