work or prison.. .. One more for the fire.

[Guest guest]

Ohhh..oh.. You forgot one more....

IN PRISON... You get a fashionable ensemble that mixes and matches --

plus comfortable shoes. The clothes are always too big on you so

you feel thin!!

AT WORK... You have to buy your own over-priced, clothes that

are made for someone the size of a Q-tip. You have to buy your own

shoes which are teetering on some kind of torture contraption called

a stilleto.

> WORK VS PRISON

>

> IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

>

> AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

>

> IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

>

> AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

>

> IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

>

> AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

>

> IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

>

> AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the

>

> doors

>

> for yourself.

>

> IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

>

> AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

>

> IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

>

> AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

>

> IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.

>

> AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

>

> IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work

>

> required.

>

> AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then

they

>

> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

>

> IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to

get

>

> out.

>

> AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

>

> inside bars.

>

> IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

>

> AT WORK...they are called managers.

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Ohhh..oh.. You forgot one more....

IN PRISON... You get a fashionable ensemble that mixes and matches --

plus comfortable shoes. The clothes are always too big on you so

you feel thin!!

AT WORK... You have to buy your own over-priced, clothes that

are made for someone the size of a Q-tip. You have to buy your own

shoes which are teetering on some kind of torture contraption called

a stilleto.

> WORK VS PRISON

>

> IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

>

> AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

>

> IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

>

> AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

>

> IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

>

> AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

>

> IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

>

> AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the

>

> doors

>

> for yourself.

>

> IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

>

> AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

>

> IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

>

> AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

>

> IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.

>

> AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

>

> IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work

>

> required.

>

> AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then

they

>

> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

>

> IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to

get

>

> out.

>

> AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

>

> inside bars.

>

> IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

>

> AT WORK...they are called managers.

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Ohhh..oh.. You forgot one more....

IN PRISON... You get a fashionable ensemble that mixes and matches --

plus comfortable shoes. The clothes are always too big on you so

you feel thin!!

AT WORK... You have to buy your own over-priced, clothes that

are made for someone the size of a Q-tip. You have to buy your own

shoes which are teetering on some kind of torture contraption called

a stilleto.

> WORK VS PRISON

>

> IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

>

> AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

>

> IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

>

> AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

>

> IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

>

> AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

>

> IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

>

> AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the

>

> doors

>

> for yourself.

>

> IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

>

> AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

>

> IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

>

> AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

>

> IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.

>

> AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

>

> IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work

>

> required.

>

> AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then

they

>

> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

>

> IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to

get

>

> out.

>

> AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

>

> inside bars.

>

> IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

>

> AT WORK...they are called managers.

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

From: Kelley

Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2004

4:50 AM

To: LUPIES

Subject: Re: work or

prison.. .. One more for the fire.

Ohhh..oh.. You forgot one more....

IN PRISON... You get a fashionable ensemble that

mixes and matches --

plus comfortable shoes. The clothes are always too

big on you so

you feel thin!!

AT WORK... You have to buy your own over-priced,

clothes that

are made for someone the size of a Q-tip. You have

to buy your own

shoes which are teetering on some kind of torture

contraption called

a stilleto.

> WORK VS PRISON

>

> IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your

time in an 8X10 cell.

>

> AT WORK... you spend the majority of your

time in a 6X8 cubicle.

>

> IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

>

> AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal

and you pay for it.

>

> IN PRISON... you get time off for good

behavior.

>

> AT WORK... you get more work for good

behavior.

>

> IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all

the doors for you.

>

> AT WORK... you must carry around a security

card and open all the

>

> doors

>

> for yourself.

>

> IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

>

> AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and

playing games.

>

> IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

>

> AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot

who pees on the seat.

>

> IN PRISON... they allow your family and

friends to visit.

>

> AT WORK... you can't even speak to your

family.

>

> IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the

taxpayers with no work

>

> required.

>

> AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to

go to work and then

they

>

> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for

prisoners.

>

> IN PRISON... you spend most of your life

inside bars wanting to

get

>

> out.

>

> AT WORK... you spend most of your time

wanting to get out and go

>

> inside bars.

>

> IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic

wardens.

>

> AT WORK...they are called managers.

>

>

>

>

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