Guest guest Posted August 19, 2001 Report Share Posted August 19, 2001 Subject: Bridge Nights > A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. > " Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to > really be angry if it's not ready on time. " > > When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the > supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an > egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, > stirs in the egg, and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband > is pulling up. She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits > down to his dinner. > > To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner. " Darling, this > is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can > make this for me any old day. Needless to say, every bridge night from then > on, the woman made her husband the same dish. > > She told her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified. " You're > going to kill him! " they exclaimed. > > Two months later her husband died. The women were sitting around the card > table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, " You killed him! We told > you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you > just sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your > husband? " > > The wife calmly replied, " I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while > he was licking himself. " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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