Guest guest Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 > GOOD MENTAL HEALTH> > > To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. > > 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. > 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana. > 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. > 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. > 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. > 9. Sing Along At The Opera. > > 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Atten d Their Party Because You have a headache. > 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' > 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' > > 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' > > > And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > > 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. > > Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called... THERAPY Hope you enjoyed this & I Hope it HELPED! SGIO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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