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not too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote: LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles, ! ;) How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote: Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The

house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less.

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Prayers and hugs are on the way, ! What a lousy way to kick off Mother's Day weekend... Will the boys be home? Love,Jeannie Solberg wrote: not too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote: LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles,

! ;) How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote: Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen

quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less. How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates.

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Prayers and hugs are on the way, ! What a lousy way to kick off Mother's Day weekend... Will the boys be home? Love,Jeannie Solberg wrote: not too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote: LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles,

! ;) How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote: Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen

quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less. How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates.

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, do you have a fever or rash? Meningitis is a long shot, but it can cause those symptoms. I believe the vote is unanimous--you need to see a doctor! Preferably one with a working brain.

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Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: Re: funny....should children witness childbirth?Date: Sat, 13 May 2006 06:15:04 -0700 (PDT)not too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote:

LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles, ! ;)

How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote:

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up

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, do you have a fever or rash? Meningitis is a long shot, but it can cause those symptoms. I believe the vote is unanimous--you need to see a doctor! Preferably one with a working brain.

Ramblin' Rose

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Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: Re: funny....should children witness childbirth?Date: Sat, 13 May 2006 06:15:04 -0700 (PDT)not too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote:

LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles, ! ;)

How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote:

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up

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, do you have a fever or rash? Meningitis is a long shot, but it can cause those symptoms. I believe the vote is unanimous--you need to see a doctor! Preferably one with a working brain.

Ramblin' Rose

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Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: Re: funny....should children witness childbirth?Date: Sat, 13 May 2006 06:15:04 -0700 (PDT)not too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote:

LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles, ! ;)

How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote:

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up

Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less.

How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~The Neurosarcoidosis CommunityNS CHAT:- Has been cancelled for now.Message Archives:-http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Neurosarcoidosis/messagesMembers Database:-Listings of locations, phone numbers, and instant messengers.http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Neurosarcoidosis/database

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....no rash, no fever that I know of. In fact at one point I had to turn the heat back on. I will try to see if I can get an appt. tomorrow. I can't sit up too long and am not too bad if I stay laying down. I can take a shower using my chair but can't bend my head back without getting rather dizzy. ...reminds me of when I first flared up with sarc. This started Wed. and each day I've gotten a bit better but still doing diddly squat around the house. So I promise to call tomorrow but I can't promise to find a doc with a working brain....lol. hugs S.Rose wrote: , do you have a fever or rash? Meningitis is a long shot, but it can cause those

symptoms. I believe the vote is unanimous--you need to see a doctor! Preferably one with a working brain. Ramblin' Rose Moderator Reply-To: Neurosarcoidosis To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: Re: funny....should children witness childbirth?Date: Sat, 13 May 2006 06:15:04 -0700 (PDT)not

too well. my neck is stiff. i'm really dizzy. it hurts when i lift my head up all the way. it's not vertigo cuz the room isn't spinning. just my head. sick to my stomach and feel nauseated. wish this dag-burned rain would stop. pray please. mary s.Jeanne Betters wrote: LOL!!! Too funny!!! Thanks for the giggles, ! ;) How are you today?Hugs,Jeannie Solberg wrote: Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so

the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very digently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"_________________________________________________________________FREE pop-up Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. Make

PC-to-Phone Calls to the US (and 30+ countries) for 2¢/min or less. How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger’s low PC-to-Phone call rates. ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~The Neurosarcoidosis CommunityNS CHAT:- Has been cancelled for now.Message Archives:-http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Neurosarcoidosis/messagesMembers Database:-Listings of locations, phone numbers, and instant messengers.http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Neurosarcoidosis/database

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