What people say during colonoscopies

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What patients say during Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were

quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual

comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was

performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone

before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

there?"

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Theses are funny, are used to work for a Doc, that every time he did a

Sigmoidoscopy, he would hand the scope to his patient, and say, "now

the next time someone accuses you of having your head up your ass, you

can tell them, yep been there done that." He thought he was so funny!

Marla

What patients say during

Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were

quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual

comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was

performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone

before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now

legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

there?"

-- The Lord bless you and keep you:

The Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you:

The Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.

Numbers 6:24-26

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[Guest guest]

Theses are funny, are used to work for a Doc, that every time he did a

Sigmoidoscopy, he would hand the scope to his patient, and say, "now

the next time someone accuses you of having your head up your ass, you

can tell them, yep been there done that." He thought he was so funny!

Marla

What patients say during

Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were

quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual

comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was

performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone

before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now

legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

there?"

-- The Lord bless you and keep you:

The Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you:

The Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.

Numbers 6:24-26

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