Fwd: Ohio..........where I was born & raised

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> To: " Sharon " skpasco@...>,

> " Phyllis " razzy00742@...>,

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> Subject: Ohio..........

> Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 19:44:03 -0700

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> Comedian Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio

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> You may be from Ohio (pronounced " ah-hi-uh " ) if:

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> You think all Pro football teams are supposed to

> wear

> orange.

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> You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still

> winter,

> almost winter and construction.

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> You live less than 30 miles from some college or

> university.

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> You know what a " buckeye " really is, and have a

> recipe

> for candy ones.

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> " Toward the lake " means " North " and " toward the

> river "

> means " South. "

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> You know if other Ohioans are from southern or

> northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.

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> You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati.

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> " Vacation " means spending a day at Cedar Point in

> the

> summer and deer hunting in the

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> fall.

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> You measure distance in minutes.

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> Your school classes were canceled because of

> cold.

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> Your school classes were canceled because of

> heat.

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> You've had to switch from " heat " to " A/C " in the

> same

> day.

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> You end your sentences with an unnecessary

> preposition. Example: " Where's my coat at? "

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> You install security lights on your house and

> garage

> and leave both unlocked.

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> You think of the major four food groups as beef,

> pork,

> beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

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> You carry jumper cables in your car.

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> You know what " pop " is.

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> You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit

> over a snowsuit.

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> Driving is better in the winter because the

> potholes

> are filled with

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> snow.

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> You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a

> flannel nightgown.

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> The local paper covers national and

> international

> headlines on one page but requires six pages for

> sports.

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> If someone says something you don't understand

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> hear, you say " Please? "

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> You call it Krogers even though it is Kroger.

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> If you actually understand these (and we know

> you

> do!).! .. Pass them on to your Ohio friends!

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