RE: FW: Fwd: Fw: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

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From: Neurosarcoidosis [mailto:Neurosarcoidosis ] On Behalf Of Rose

Sent: Saturday, July 08, 2006 6:44

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To: Neurosarcoidosis

Subject: FW:

Fwd: Fw: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

I hope this comes through. My cousin Lulu sent it to me.

Ladies, this is dedicated to all of us!

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Subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

IF

MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading

it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is

getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up

close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of

weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ....

either my radiator leaks

or my exhaust backfires!

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