Guest guest Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Yes this is a good one. mb From: Neurosarcoidosis [mailto:Neurosarcoidosis ] On Behalf Of Rose Sent: Saturday, July 08, 2006 6:44 PM To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: FW: Fwd: Fw: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR I hope this comes through. My cousin Lulu sent it to me. Ladies, this is dedicated to all of us! | | | Attachment : ATT142981.jpg (0.04 MB), ATT142982.jpg (0.01 MB) Subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR IF MY BODY WERE A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter .... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! | | | | | Notice: Attachments are automatically scanned for viruses using Trend Micro products Get the latest updates from MSN MSN Home | My MSN | Hotmail | Search | Shopping | Money | People & Chat Feedback | Help © 2006 Microsoft TERMS OF USE Advertise TRUSTe Approved Privacy Statement GetNetWise Anti-Spam Policy Post Classified Ads for FREE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Yes this is a good one. mb From: Neurosarcoidosis [mailto:Neurosarcoidosis ] On Behalf Of Rose Sent: Saturday, July 08, 2006 6:44 PM To: Neurosarcoidosis Subject: FW: Fwd: Fw: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR I hope this comes through. My cousin Lulu sent it to me. Ladies, this is dedicated to all of us! | | | Attachment : ATT142981.jpg (0.04 MB), ATT142982.jpg (0.01 MB) Subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR IF MY BODY WERE A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter .... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! | | | | | Notice: Attachments are automatically scanned for viruses using Trend Micro products Get the latest updates from MSN MSN Home | My MSN | Hotmail | Search | Shopping | Money | People & Chat Feedback | Help © 2006 Microsoft TERMS OF USE Advertise TRUSTe Approved Privacy Statement GetNetWise Anti-Spam Policy Post Classified Ads for FREE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Humphhh! If my body were a car, somebody would have scrap metal by now. They wouldn't even be able to sell this model at auction. Thanks for the laugh///ConnieRose wrote: I hope this comes through. My cousin Lulu sent it to me. Ladies, this is dedicated to all of us! | | | Attachment : ATT142981.jpg (0.04 MB), ATT142982.jpg (0.01 MB) Subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR IF MY BODY WERE A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter .... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! | | | | | Notice: Attachments are automatically scanned for viruses using Trend Micro products Get the latest updates from MSN MSN Home | My MSN | Hotmail | Search | Shopping | Money | People & Chat Feedback | Help © 2006 Microsoft TERMS OF USE Advertise TRUSTe Approved Privacy Statement GetNetWise Anti-Spam Policy Post Classified Ads for FREE!! To: "Barbara " ,"Bonnie -Schweich" ," Barnhart" ," Roth" ,"Crazylegs" ,"Cynitha Tovar" ," " ,"Gayle Merrill" ,"Janet Perdikis" ,"Jeri " ,"Kathy Leonard" ,"Loraine Pituch" ,"Lulu Beach" ,"n Fersnicick" ,"mayra roos" ,"mayra roos" ," L McCormick" ,"Nicki Macadoo" ,"Rainey Grover" ,"Robin Grangruth" ," Sturges" ,"Sheree Be" ,"Slj1958 " ,"Terri " ,"vera thomas" ,"Vicky Hoffman" Subject: Fw: IF MY BODY WERE A CARDate: Wed, 5 Jul 2006 20:56:30 -0700 Subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR IF MY BODY WERE A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter .... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! Yahoo! Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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