Guest guest Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo >toys. > >The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. > >Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her >first day promptly at 8:00 AM. > >The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. > >The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. > >He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, >putting the entire production line behind schedule. > >The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men >march down to the factory floor. > >When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me >Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. > >At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me >Elmo's. > >She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. > >The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it >around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between >Elmo's legs. > >The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. > >After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches >Lena. > >"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I >think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." > >"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. > >If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five fewer >people laughing in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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