Guest guest Posted April 2, 2001 Report Share Posted April 2, 2001 From my daughter, Kerri, funny, but bad! Love, Judy Energizer Bunny > > > ENERGIZER BUNNY DIES > > > > > > Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer > > Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death > > occurred approximately 8:42 last evening. Best known as the irritating > > pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, " Pinkie " , as he was > > known to his friends and family, was alone at the time of his death. > > > > An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical > > Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac > > arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. > > > > > > Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards, and the > > poor little bunny kept coming, and coming, and coming. > > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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