Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 I just have to say....I love the humour on this message board. It keeps me chuckling Joia > Before Computers... > > > An application was for employment, > A program was a TV show, > A cursor used profanity, > A keyboard was a piano! > > Memory was something that you lost with age, > A CD was a bank account, > And a floppy disk was something > Terribly wrong in your back. > > Compress was something you did to garbage, > Not something you did to a file. > And if you unzipped anything in public, > You'd be in jail for awhile! > > Log on was adding wood to a fire, > Hard drive was a long trip on the road. > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, > And a backup happened to your commode! > > Cut - you did with a pocket knife, > Paste you did with glue. > A web was a spider's home, > And a virus was the flu! > > I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper, > And the memory in my head. > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, > But when it happens, they wish they were dead! > > > Jerry/NC > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 I just have to say....I love the humour on this message board. It keeps me chuckling Joia > Before Computers... > > > An application was for employment, > A program was a TV show, > A cursor used profanity, > A keyboard was a piano! > > Memory was something that you lost with age, > A CD was a bank account, > And a floppy disk was something > Terribly wrong in your back. > > Compress was something you did to garbage, > Not something you did to a file. > And if you unzipped anything in public, > You'd be in jail for awhile! > > Log on was adding wood to a fire, > Hard drive was a long trip on the road. > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, > And a backup happened to your commode! > > Cut - you did with a pocket knife, > Paste you did with glue. > A web was a spider's home, > And a virus was the flu! > > I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper, > And the memory in my head. > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, > But when it happens, they wish they were dead! > > > Jerry/NC > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 I just have to say....I love the humour on this message board. It keeps me chuckling Joia > Before Computers... > > > An application was for employment, > A program was a TV show, > A cursor used profanity, > A keyboard was a piano! > > Memory was something that you lost with age, > A CD was a bank account, > And a floppy disk was something > Terribly wrong in your back. > > Compress was something you did to garbage, > Not something you did to a file. > And if you unzipped anything in public, > You'd be in jail for awhile! > > Log on was adding wood to a fire, > Hard drive was a long trip on the road. > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, > And a backup happened to your commode! > > Cut - you did with a pocket knife, > Paste you did with glue. > A web was a spider's home, > And a virus was the flu! > > I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper, > And the memory in my head. > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, > But when it happens, they wish they were dead! > > > Jerry/NC > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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