Guest guest Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 This is too fun to pass on. ;-) From Dear Abby A DIETER'S PRAYER The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want; He maketh me to lie down on vinyl-covered gym mats. He leadeth me to flavored calorie-free waters; He restoreth my goals. He diverteth me from the path of midnight snacking for my health's sake. Yea, though I walk through the alley of the Vendors of Pastry, I will fear no weevil; for thou art with me; My diet and exercises, they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me Spread with veggies and low-fat protein; Thou steameth my fish in foil, My resolve runneth over. Surely, if I follow this living plan all the days of my life, My hips will be slim forever. Amen. Marilyn Moderator for Diabetic_Recipes dnevessr@... Opinions expressed are solely my own and should not be mistaken for Professional advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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