10 Rules for Good Housekeeping

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> 10 RULES FOR GOOD HOUSEKEEPING

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> 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes

> the

> door from the inside.

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> 2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.

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> 3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.

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> 4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big

> enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.

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> 5. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you

> have

> to start all over again.

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> 6. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be

> bigger.

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> 7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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> 8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

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> 9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the

> bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.

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> 10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit

> the date

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