Fw: [-1militaryfamilies] Cute Joke... LOL

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Dawn-KS, mommy to Dakota, 7 and aka BJ, 3 (eosinophilic

gastroenteritis, Nissen, asthma, reflux), and mommy to Mackenzie Marie (due

December 24)

[-1militaryfamilies] Cute Joke... LOL

> From: Twetty66@...

>

> The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable

> thing happened. Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a red

> light, out of nowhere a bird slammed into my windshield. If that wasn't

> bad enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield

> wiper.

> Just then the light turned green and there I was with a bird stuck on my

> windshield. Without any other apparent options, turning on the

> windshield wipers seemed the only thing to do. It actually worked. On

> the upswing, the bird flew off, and here is the crazy thing... it

> slammed right onto the windshield of the car behind me. No, it didn't

> get caught under the windshield wipers of that vehicle, but the car

> behind me was a police car.

> Of course, knowing my luck, immediately the lights went on and I was

> forced to pull over. The officer walked up and told me he saw what had

> happened at the light. Trying to plead my case fell on deaf ears. He

> simply stated: I am going to have to write you up for flipping me the

> bird.

>

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