A Polish Divorce :-)

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From a friend, thought you might want a chuckle ;-) Thanks betty!

A Polish Divorce

A Polish man married an American girl after he had

been in the United States a year or so; and, although his English was

far from perfect, they got along very well. Until one day he rushed

into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for

him -- " very quick. " The lawyer said that the speed for getting a

divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following

questions:

LAWYER: " Have you any grounds? "

POLE: " Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little home with

3 bedrooms. "

LAWYER: " No, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? "

POLE: " It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar, " he

responded.

LAWYER: " Does either of you have a real grudge? "

POLE: " No, " he replied, " we have a two-car carport, and

have never really needed one. "

LAWYER: " I mean, What are your relations like? "

POLE: " All my relations are in Poland. "

LAWYER: " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? "

POLE: " Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player

with 5.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the

music, but the answer to your questions is yes. "

LAWYER: " No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? "

POLE: " NO, I'm always up before her. "

LAWYER: " Is your wife a nagger? "

POLE: " NO, she white. "

LAWYER: " WHY do you want this divorce? "

POLE: " She going to kill me. "

LAWYER: " What makes you think that? "

POLE: " I got proof.

LAWYER: " What kind of proof? "

POLE: " She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the

drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read

-- it says, 'Polish Remover'