Two things they teach Marines

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Giggle alert, may cause loud outburst of laughter! Hugs, Marilyn

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> Two things they teach Marines:

> Keep your priorities in order

> Know when to act without hesitation

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> A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked

> several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there

> was no G-d. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: " G-d, if you are real,

> then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes! "

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> The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes

> went by. Again he taunted G-d, saying, " Here I am, G-d. I'm still waiting. "

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> His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just

> released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to

> the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from

> his lofty

> platform.

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> The professor was out cold! The students were shocked and babbled in

> confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent.

> The class fell silent...waiting.

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> Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in

> the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he

> asked: " What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? "

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> " G-d was busy. He sent me. "

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> One Nation Under G-d

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