Guest guest Posted May 18, 1999 Report Share Posted May 18, 1999 Hi all.... Wonderful news! I just got an email from Dr Frering! Fate or what! YeSSSS! Ronke :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 -----Original Message-----From (AT) attglobal (DOT) net>Date: Thursday, March 15, 2001 7:12 PMSubject: Fw: WOW! A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced " a typical Texas " baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of " WOW! " were heard. A women faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, " Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now? " The proud father answers, " Seventeen pounds, " The bartender is puzzled, concerned, " Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth. " The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.... " Had him circumcised. " >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 Oh!! That was bad!! LOLOL Fw: WOW! A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. A women faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds," The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.... "Had him circumcised." >> >> DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 That was a good one! My husband is LOL and ROF. Thanks Glenda __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 That was a good one! My husband is LOL and ROF. Thanks Glenda __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 That is sooooooooooo bad! LOL, Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 That is sooooooooooo bad! LOL, Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 That is sooooooooooo bad! LOL, Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 8, 2001 Report Share Posted June 8, 2001 > My kids are eating curry. My boys like Curry to Go - chicken Korma variety. All 3 of them love it including DS2 who is always not too adventurous. Mind you DH loves it as well and I do if not on my diet (!) It comes in one of these foil packets and is found on the tin shelf. Strange but lovely. Trisha SAHM to 3 boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 8, 2001 Report Share Posted June 8, 2001 > My kids are eating curry. My kids who normally regard anything other > than chicken nuggets with deep, deep suspicion. Its a Sainsburys Blue > Parrot Cafe sauce which actually tastes nice and not too bland. > Wonders will never cease. Yes - my boys liked this sauce too - it seems that Sainsburys have done quite well with this range as i haven't had many complaints so far from anything I've served up of theirs. They liked the fresh pasta shaped like Snakes and ladders! Caroline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 This is really funny!! > > As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She > > jumps out of > > her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The > > trucker lowers > > the window, and she says, " Hi, my name is Bambi and you are > > losing some of > > your load. " > > > > The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When > > the truck stops > > for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps > > out of her car, > > runs up and knocks on the door. > > > > Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never > > spoken, the blonde > > says brightly, " Hi my name is Bambi and you are losing some > > of your load! " > > > > Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues > > down the > > street. At the third red light, the same thing happens > > again. > > > > All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, > > knocks on the > > truck door. The trucker lowers the window. > > > > Again she says, " Hi, my name is Bambi, and you are losing > > some of your > > load! " > > > > When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to > > the next light. > > When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, > > and runs back > > to the blonde. > > > > He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, " Hi, > > my name is Joe, > > it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! > > > > (WOW -- one these was actually seen spreading salt?!) > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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