dinner ~ NOT for kids - OT

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Subject: Condoms> > A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, > could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and > I think she is expecting something from me!"> > > > The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going > out, he returns and > > > > tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister > is very cute too. She > > > > always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me > and I think she expects something from me too."> > > > The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving > he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my > girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always > makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is> > expecting something from me!!> > > > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his > left, the sister on his right > > > > and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his > head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner......thank you > for all you give us...!!!"> > > > A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your > kindness..."> > > > Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head > down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even > more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: > "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"> > > > The boy replies : "I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"