Guest guest Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 porkysmom@... wrote: Date: Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:21:49 -0500From: porkysmom@...Subject: Would You Remarry?To: ronf@..., aggie_shuler@..., mscarter71@...,emerysnana@..., bucolic_meadows@..., Okysurfer@...,frustrated543@..., newweedintexas@... Love the last line: >Would You Remarry?>A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife >looks over at him and asks the question....>>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?">HUSBAND: "Definitely not!">WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?">HUSBAND: "Of course I do.">WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?">HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again.">WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?">HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.">WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?">HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?">WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?">HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new.">WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?">HUSBAND: "That would seem lik! e the proper thing to do.">WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?">HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own.">WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?">HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed.">WIFE: -- silence----------------------->HUSBAND: "Shit." Bring words and photos together (easily) with PhotoMail - it's free and works with Yahoo! Mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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