Guest guest Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Oldie but goodie! A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet not realizing that the little boy is in there already.The little boy says, "Dark in here".The man says, "Yes, it is".Boy - "I have a baseball."Man - "That's nice."Boy - "Want to buy it?"Man - "No, thanks."Boy - "My dad's outside."Man - "OK, how much?"Boy - "$250.00In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.Boy - "Dark in here."Man - "Yes, it is."Boy - "I have a baseball glove."The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"Boy - "$750.00"Man - "Sold."A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let'sgo outside and have a game of catch."The boy says, I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"The boy answers, "$1,000.00"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you tochurch and make you confess."They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in theconfession booth and he closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Oh Randie that was baaaaaadddddd! "Just Doin' it" Grammy PatYTD_ 30.2 miles It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not.– Gordon, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Tha'ts why I'm a Lutheran!! No closets to clean!! LOL Aggie Bring words and photos together (easily) with PhotoMail - it's free and works with Yahoo! Mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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