Re: top ten reson you know you have firbords

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HOW TRUE!

[Guest guest]

Okay I need to laugh at any thing. I love to make jokes mostly at my self so

i came up with this and thought i would share it.

Top 10 reson you know you have Fibords

10. your on a frist name bais with the cleck at the drug store becuse your

always there byeing tampon

9. You know what tampon hold the most blood

8. You skip the heavy pads and go stait for the over nigh.

7.you pop truns black from takeing extra iron

6. the bathroom become a freind and you name your toilt

5. pepole always telling you look like casper a freindly gost.

4. you learn how to were the public rest room is any store for those just in

case kid of moments

3. You see your obgyn more then you do your husband

2. You carry an extra set of cloths with you for those

just in case days.

1) You learn how to make a gaceful esacpe from any were while dripping blood

down you legs

[Guest guest]

you are very funny. you should be the opening warm up comedian in our

fibroid review!

gigi

queenlillycat@... wrote:

>Okay I need to laugh at any thing. I love to make jokes mostly at my self so

>i came up with this and thought i would share it.

>

>Top 10 reson you know you have Fibords

>

>10. your on a frist name bais with the cleck at the drug store becuse your

>always there byeing tampon

>

>9. You know what tampon hold the most blood

>

>8. You skip the heavy pads and go stait for the over nigh.

>

>7.you pop truns black from takeing extra iron

>

>6. the bathroom become a freind and you name your toilt

>

>5. pepole always telling you look like casper a freindly gost.

>

>4. you learn how to were the public rest room is any store for those just in

>case kid of moments

>

>3. You see your obgyn more then you do your husband

>

>2. You carry an extra set of cloths with you for those

>just in case days.

>

>1) You learn how to make a gaceful esacpe from any were while dripping blood

>down you legs

>

>

>

>

>MEETUP! with other local women who have Uterine Fibroids.

http://uterinefibroids.meetup.com

>

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Hey number 3 is sooo true for me. LOL

-Delle

queenlillycat@... wrote:

Okay I need to laugh at any thing. I love to make jokes mostly at my self so

i came up with this and thought i would share it.

Top 10 reson you know you have Fibords

10. your on a frist name bais with the cleck at the drug store becuse your

always there byeing tampon

9. You know what tampon hold the most blood

8. You skip the heavy pads and go stait for the over nigh.

7.you pop truns black from takeing extra iron

6. the bathroom become a freind and you name your toilt

5. pepole always telling you look like casper a freindly gost.

4. you learn how to were the public rest room is any store for those just in

case kid of moments

3. You see your obgyn more then you do your husband

2. You carry an extra set of cloths with you for those

just in case days.

1) You learn how to make a gaceful esacpe from any were while dripping blood

down you legs

[Guest guest]

thanks all for your commets. as i said i love to Laugh. I do have a stand up

rotutie do. Mostly about my mother and my self. But i figered i give some

firbord hummor a try. I am the only perosn i know who went to the er and

started crakeing jokes about the whole thing. I figered That laughter cant

hurt.

I was thiking about those got milk add and i was thinking i wanted to make

a " Got fibords " add with a women holding a tampax.

I always thought it was bad that i started calling my OBGYN by her frist

name . Hi sherly and how is mike your husband. also when i laned speeking on

the phone to him How the vaction? what did you do last weekend? tell you how

much time i spent with her over the past year.

When i go into the obgyn office I see " Hellen " the nurse who i know very

well by now. she know all about my family even traded faishtion tips i love to

shop. Aqnd i given her deit tips and exicsieze tips

I also thought it was funny when i was asked what i like to do in my spare

time. By a dr and said what spare time not much of it when your changeing 2

times an hour.

Pepole often say you look like your pets. I guess in My case thats ture. I

own a white cat Lilly. I am often being told how pale i look. I always say I am

going for for the Lilly look white skin to match her white fur.

I went to the beach and got a tan . No buddy noticed becuse for the frist

time i looked normal not white. I sware that was tan.

I thought in investing in those sunless tanners. The problem is they dont

have one called " normal " for us with the pasty look. The dark is just too

dark. and light well still too dark I always thought it would be funny if i

went

from Pale gost to tan in mins.

My faviort carton cartior is become Caper the Freildy gost. Why lets see He

a freildy gost. The more these foirbords go I start too look like him.

some days i feel like i am back in kidergarden again. Why you ask I look

foward to nap time. Also i so tired i often fall aleep in the middle of a bed

time story around 8.

[Guest guest]

thanks all for your commets. as i said i love to Laugh. I do have a stand up

rotutie do. Mostly about my mother and my self. But i figered i give some

firbord hummor a try. I am the only perosn i know who went to the er and

started crakeing jokes about the whole thing. I figered That laughter cant

hurt.

I was thiking about those got milk add and i was thinking i wanted to make

a " Got fibords " add with a women holding a tampax.

I always thought it was bad that i started calling my OBGYN by her frist

name . Hi sherly and how is mike your husband. also when i laned speeking on

the phone to him How the vaction? what did you do last weekend? tell you how

much time i spent with her over the past year.

When i go into the obgyn office I see " Hellen " the nurse who i know very

well by now. she know all about my family even traded faishtion tips i love to

shop. Aqnd i given her deit tips and exicsieze tips

I also thought it was funny when i was asked what i like to do in my spare

time. By a dr and said what spare time not much of it when your changeing 2

times an hour.

Pepole often say you look like your pets. I guess in My case thats ture. I

own a white cat Lilly. I am often being told how pale i look. I always say I am

going for for the Lilly look white skin to match her white fur.

I went to the beach and got a tan . No buddy noticed becuse for the frist

time i looked normal not white. I sware that was tan.

I thought in investing in those sunless tanners. The problem is they dont

have one called " normal " for us with the pasty look. The dark is just too

dark. and light well still too dark I always thought it would be funny if i

went

from Pale gost to tan in mins.

My faviort carton cartior is become Caper the Freildy gost. Why lets see He

a freildy gost. The more these foirbords go I start too look like him.

some days i feel like i am back in kidergarden again. Why you ask I look

foward to nap time. Also i so tired i often fall aleep in the middle of a bed

time story around 8.

[Guest guest]

thanks all for your commets. as i said i love to Laugh. I do have a stand up

rotutie do. Mostly about my mother and my self. But i figered i give some

firbord hummor a try. I am the only perosn i know who went to the er and

started crakeing jokes about the whole thing. I figered That laughter cant

hurt.

I was thiking about those got milk add and i was thinking i wanted to make

a " Got fibords " add with a women holding a tampax.

I always thought it was bad that i started calling my OBGYN by her frist

name . Hi sherly and how is mike your husband. also when i laned speeking on

the phone to him How the vaction? what did you do last weekend? tell you how

much time i spent with her over the past year.

When i go into the obgyn office I see " Hellen " the nurse who i know very

well by now. she know all about my family even traded faishtion tips i love to

shop. Aqnd i given her deit tips and exicsieze tips

I also thought it was funny when i was asked what i like to do in my spare

time. By a dr and said what spare time not much of it when your changeing 2

times an hour.

Pepole often say you look like your pets. I guess in My case thats ture. I

own a white cat Lilly. I am often being told how pale i look. I always say I am

going for for the Lilly look white skin to match her white fur.

I went to the beach and got a tan . No buddy noticed becuse for the frist

time i looked normal not white. I sware that was tan.

I thought in investing in those sunless tanners. The problem is they dont

have one called " normal " for us with the pasty look. The dark is just too

dark. and light well still too dark I always thought it would be funny if i

went

from Pale gost to tan in mins.

My faviort carton cartior is become Caper the Freildy gost. Why lets see He

a freildy gost. The more these foirbords go I start too look like him.

some days i feel like i am back in kidergarden again. Why you ask I look

foward to nap time. Also i so tired i often fall aleep in the middle of a bed

time story around 8.

[Guest guest]

This is brilliant..i love it..and so true!