ZONKED ON ZANAFLEX first Edition...by Di

April 10, 2006

" ZONKED ON ZANAFLEX "

First (maybe last) Edition

I find that, even in the worst situations, it is important that I

not take myself TOO seriously. So I hope that my humour doesn't

offend anyone. If it does....take more clonazepam...and read on!

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN:

-- You get up in the morning and discover that you are walking like

enstein and talking like Forrest Gump after an all night

bender!?

-- You spend 1/2 hour dropping everything you pick up.....then

discover that

the cat is staring at you with a contemptuous look!?

--After a restless sleep, you sit at the computer, start typing, and

find that

during the night, your fingers have learned to write a foreign

language!?

-- You fall, and everyone says " what are you doing down there!? "

WHAT IS IT ABOUT NEUROLOGISTS?

Neurologists, in my opinion, are a different breed of the human

species. I mean....if you think about it.....who would really WANT

to spend their day sticking pins in people's feet, staring at them

while they stick out and wiggle their tongues and listening to them

saying " fffff....ppppp " !? Do you think that maybe they are secretly

laughing at us?

And what about those EMGs!? Aren't they precious? The guy makes you

put on a cold, flimsy gown, lay down flat, he then attaches

electrodes...sometimes with tiny needles in them... to every

conceivable part of you body, turns on a machine that makes a high

pitched buzzing noise and then says " try to relax now'....what's up

with THAT!!!?

And what could be worse than a neurologist with a sense of humor?

Neurologists shouldn't make jokes....they don't have the personality

skills. My neurologist (Boris Karloff), Likes to think he is being

funny when her argues with my toes. OK..OK...maybe they are supposed

to curl DOWN when the bottom of the foot is stimulated.....but mine

curl UP! But no! He MUST say " " come on Mr. Toe...up...up...you can

do it! " Now...if my toes could talk....they would likely say "

Ok...who IS this loser and what is he on?! " Geez Louise!

OK...enough for today. Don't miss next month'edition of " Zonked On

Zanaflex!

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