Guest guest Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 I though we could use a good laugh Sheri Subject: BLONDES AND SNOW >>One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.>They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow>today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so>the snowplows can get through.">>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.>>A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer>says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your>car>on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.">>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.>>The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer>says>"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...">>Then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a>worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which>side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?>>With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married>to>Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage>this>time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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