Guest guest Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 An old farmer decided to visit a pond in the back of his property that he had not visited in a long time. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he discovered a bunch of young women were skinny dipping in his pond. He politely made the women aware of his presence, and soon they all moved to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, " We're not coming out until you leave! " The farmer replied, " Oh, don't worry about me. I didn't come down here to see you skinny dipping. I'm just here to feed the alligator. " The moral being: Age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm EVERY time! Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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