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Only In America

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1. Only in America......can

a hot pizza get to your house

faster than an

ambulance.

2. Only in America......are

there handicap parking places in

front of a

skating rink.

3. Only in America......do

drugstores make the sick walk all

the way to the

back of the store to get their prescriptions

while healthy

people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do

people order double cheeseburgers,

large fries,

and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do

banks leave both doors open and

then chain the

pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do

we leave cars worth thousands of

dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk in the

garage.

7. Only in America......do

we use answering machines to screen

calls and then

have call waiting so we won't miss a call

from someone we

didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do

we buy hot dogs in packages of ten

and buns in

packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do

we use the word 'politics' to

describe the

process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning

'many' and

'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do

they have drive-up ATM machines

with Braille lettering.

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