Today's Helping of Chicken Soup for the Soul

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A Story for Valentine's Day

By Jo Ann Larsen

Larry and Jo Ann were an ordinary couple. They lived in an ordinary house on an

ordinary street. Like any other ordinary couple, they struggled to make ends

meet and to do the right things for their children.

They were ordinary in yet another way - they had their squabbles. Much of their

conversation concerned what was wrong in their marriage and who was to blame.

Until one day when a most extraordinary event took place.

" You know, Jo Ann, I've got a magic chest of drawers. Every time I open them,

they're full of socks and underwear, " Larry said. " I want to thank you for

filling them all these years. "

Jo Ann stared at her husband over the top of her glasses. " What do you want,

Larry? "

" Nothing. I just want you to know I appreciate those magic drawers. "

This wasn't the first time Larry had done something odd, so Jo Ann pushed the

incident out of her mind until a few days later.

" Jo Ann, thank you for recording so many correct check numbers in the ledger

this month. You put down the right numbers 15 out of 16 times. That's a record. "

Disbelieving what she had heard, Jo Ann looked up from her mending. " Larry,

you're always complaining about my recording the wrong check numbers. Why stop

now? "

" No reason. I just wanted you to know I appreciate the effort you're making. "

Jo Ann shook her head and went back to her mending. " What's got into him? " she

mumbled to herself.

Nevertheless, the next day when Jo Ann wrote a check at the grocery store, she

glanced at her checkbook to confirm that she had put down the right check

number. " Why do I suddenly care about those dumb check numbers? " she asked

herself.

She tried to disregard the incident, but Larry's strange behavior intensified.

" Jo Ann, that was a great dinner, " he said one evening. " I appreciate all your

effort. Why, in the past 15 years I'll bet you've fixed over 14,000 meals for me

and the kids. "

Then " Gee, Jo Ann, the house looks spiffy. You've really worked hard to get it

looking so good. " And even " Thanks, Jo Ann, for just being you. I really enjoy

your company. "

Jo Ann was growing worried. " Where's the sarcasm, the criticism? " she wondered.

Her fears that something peculiar was happening to her husband were confirmed by

16-year-old , who complained, " Dad's gone bonkers, Mom. He just told me I

looked nice. With all this makeup and these sloppy clothes, he still said it.

That's not Dad, Mom. What's wrong with him? "

Whatever was wrong, Larry didn't get over it. Day in and day out he continued

focusing on the positive.

Over the weeks, Jo Ann grew more accustomed to her mate's unusual behavior and

occasionally even gave him a grudging " Thank you. " She prided herself on taking

it all in stride, until one day something so peculiar happened, she became

completely discombobulated:

" I want you to take a break, " Larry said. " I am going to do the dishes. So

please take your hands off that frying pan and leave the kitchen. "

(Long, long pause.) " Thank you, Larry. Thank you very much! "

Jo Ann's step was now a little lighter, her self-confidence higher and once in a

while she hummed. She didn't seem to have as many blue moods anymore. " I rather

like Larry's new behavior, " she thought.

That would be the end of the story except one day another most extraordinary

event took place. This time it was Jo Ann who spoke.

" Larry, " she said, " I want to thank you for going to work and providing for us

all these years. I don't think I've ever told you how much I appreciate it. "

Larry has never revealed the reason for his dramatic change of behavior no

matter how hard Jo Ann has pushed for an answer, and so it will likely remain

one of life's mysteries. But it's one I'm thankful to live with.

You see, I am Jo Ann.