The adventures of Pat Ella

[Guest guest]

I'm seriously thinking I should write an adventure novel entitled as

above. Yes, you've guessed it my intrepid little kneecap has gone

walk about again. About half an hour ago the boredom of merely

sitting, albeit skew-whiffly in the middle of my leg got the better

of him and off he went wondering up my thigh again. He actually made

it a good couple of inches before I stopped him in his tracks and

with the accompaniment of a sound track my old Sunday school teacher

would not have been impressed with, managed to flip him back into

place.

He is currently sulking as I've confined him in my plaster cast

splint, but I dare say he is already planning his next little

expedition as we speak. I swear he is endeavouring to be the first

kneecap to scale mount thigh bone and reach the Peaks of Pelvis. I am

sure one of these days I will wake up to find a Sherpa tent and a

flag proudly planted in my groin area....

Anyway, I'm going to cool his dreams a little with some frozen peas,

I just hope and pray the cold doesn't prompt my little adventurer to

take up skiing or snow boarding down my shin though.

Love and hugs....Jo

xxx