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Okay Folks....every one is sharing their embarrassing "Potty Stories"...so I guess it's my turn.....I thought I would never tell this to anyone!

Many years ago....before I got my colon ressection.....I contstantly had bouts of diverticulitis.....I would get "Explosive Diarhea" at the most inopportune times.

Once I was at the grocery store shopping.....I got a cramp.....and knew I had to get out of there fast.......I left my grocery cart in the isle......the restroom at the store was occupied.....Oh NO....I made a mad dash for the car.....only to find that I had locked my keys in the car!!

Needless to say , I "exploded" in my pants!!

As if that weren't enough.....a kind gentleman saw me standing at my car door and came over to help me get in my car.....he had one of those slim jim thingys.....and he got the door open for me.....but you should have seen the look on his face when He got a `whiff of me!'

I never went back to that store again !!

C

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Oh hon do I feel for you! That is my greatest fear. I have come very close to that happening to me on numerous occasions. Has your resection corrected the problem?

Karol

EXPLOSIVE SITUATION / potty story

Okay Folks....every one is sharing their embarrassing "Potty Stories"...so I guess it's my turn.....I thought I would never tell this to anyone!

Many years ago....before I got my colon ressection.....I contstantly had bouts of diverticulitis.....I would get "Explosive Diarhea" at the most inopportune times.

Once I was at the grocery store shopping.....I got a cramp.....and knew I had to get out of there fast.......I left my grocery cart in the isle......the restroom at the store was occupied.....Oh NO....I made a mad dash for the car.....only to find that I had locked my keys in the car!!

Needless to say , I "exploded" in my pants!!

As if that weren't enough.....a kind gentleman saw me standing at my car door and came over to help me get in my car.....he had one of those slim jim thingys.....and he got the door open for me.....but you should have seen the look on his face when He got a `whiff of me!'

I never went back to that store again !!

C

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