Guest guest Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging >> > Violent river. >> > Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give > me >> > the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong > legs >> > and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned > twice. >> > After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me > strength >> > and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong >> > arms and strong legs and he as able to row across in about an hour after >> > almost capsizing once. >> > Seeing what happened to the first two men, the ! third man prayed," God, > please >> > give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." >> > Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred >> > yards up stream and walked across the bridge. >> > GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 --- tiodaat@... wrote: > Three men were hiking through a forest when they > came upon a large, > raging > >> > > Violent river. > >> > > Needing to get on the other side, the first man > prayed, " God, please > give > > me > >> > > the strength to cross the river. " Poof! God gave > him > big arms and > strong > > legs > >> > > and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, > having almost > drowned > > twice. > >> > > After witnessing that, the second man prayed, > " God, > please give me > > strength > >> > > and the tools to cross the river. " Poof! God gave > him a rowboat and > strong > >> > > arms and strong legs and he as able to row across > in > about an hour > after > >> > > almost capsizing once. > >> > > Seeing what happened to the first two men, the ! > third > man prayed, " > God, > > please > >> > > give me the strength, the tools and the > intelligence > to cross this > river. " > >> > > Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the > map, hiked one > hundred > >> > > yards up stream and walked across the bridge. > >> > > GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD > LAUGH > > Even though I am a men i found it funny- Matt > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 --- tiodaat@... wrote: > Three men were hiking through a forest when they > came upon a large, > raging > >> > > Violent river. > >> > > Needing to get on the other side, the first man > prayed, " God, please > give > > me > >> > > the strength to cross the river. " Poof! God gave > him > big arms and > strong > > legs > >> > > and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, > having almost > drowned > > twice. > >> > > After witnessing that, the second man prayed, > " God, > please give me > > strength > >> > > and the tools to cross the river. " Poof! God gave > him a rowboat and > strong > >> > > arms and strong legs and he as able to row across > in > about an hour > after > >> > > almost capsizing once. > >> > > Seeing what happened to the first two men, the ! > third > man prayed, " > God, > > please > >> > > give me the strength, the tools and the > intelligence > to cross this > river. " > >> > > Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the > map, hiked one > hundred > >> > > yards up stream and walked across the bridge. > >> > > GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD > LAUGH > > Even though I am a men i found it funny- Matt > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 --- tiodaat@... wrote: > Three men were hiking through a forest when they > came upon a large, > raging > >> > > Violent river. > >> > > Needing to get on the other side, the first man > prayed, " God, please > give > > me > >> > > the strength to cross the river. " Poof! God gave > him > big arms and > strong > > legs > >> > > and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, > having almost > drowned > > twice. > >> > > After witnessing that, the second man prayed, > " God, > please give me > > strength > >> > > and the tools to cross the river. " Poof! God gave > him a rowboat and > strong > >> > > arms and strong legs and he as able to row across > in > about an hour > after > >> > > almost capsizing once. > >> > > Seeing what happened to the first two men, the ! > third > man prayed, " > God, > > please > >> > > give me the strength, the tools and the > intelligence > to cross this > river. " > >> > > Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the > map, hiked one > hundred > >> > > yards up stream and walked across the bridge. > >> > > GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD > LAUGH > > Even though I am a men i found it funny- Matt > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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