Guest guest Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 Love it! Cheryl in CA -- Light Bulb and PMS Light Bulb and PMSQ: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no oneelse in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even knowthe bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREEDAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out theywouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they'vebeen in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did,by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chairthat they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPIDlight bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BETHE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSENO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WEHAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEPTHROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEANTHIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me? ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.