Guest guest Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 Karol: The best one i've read in such a very long time.... Since I'm a GOPTEAM LEADER... I'm sending this to everyone.. Thank You for making my night....BUSYBEE............................... Smartest Woman (joke) An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am Kobe , the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Kerry, said, "I was a hero in Vietnam". I am also going to be my parties nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, President W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag." "The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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