RE: Fw: grandmas...what kids say..funny

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Sent: Sunday, May 23, 2004 2:52 PM

To: Lupies; Jackie; Janet Burrell;

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Subject: Fw:

grandmas...what kids say..funny

Subject: Grandmas....

An

elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright

freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to

get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger

paws.

" You've

got so many freckles, there's no place to paint! " a girl in line

said to the little fella.

Embarrassed,

the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him.

" I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted

freckles, " she said, while tracing her finger across the child's

cheek. " Freckles are beautiful! "

The

boy looked up, " Really? "

Of

course, " said the grandmother. " Why, just name me one thing that's

prettier than freckles. "

The

little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma's face,

and softly whispered, " Wrinkles. "

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A

grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was

like. " We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a

tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild

raspberries in the woods. "

The

little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, " I sure

wish I'd gotten to know you sooner! "

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My

grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Grandma, do you know how you and

God are alike? "

I

mentally polished my halo while I asked, " No, how are we alike? "

" You're

both old, " he replied

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I

didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to

test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would

tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I

continued.

At

last she headed for the door, saying sagely, " Grandma, I think you

should try to figure out some of these yourself! "

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When

my grandson, , and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off

until we were inside to keep from tracking pesky insects. Still, a few

fireflies followed us in.

Noticing

them before I did, whispered, " It's no use, Grandma. The

mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights. "

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When

my grandson asked me how old I was!, I teasingly replied, " I'm not

sure. "

" Look

in your underwear, Grandma, " he advised. " Mine says I'm four " .

*****don't

wish upon a star...REACH for it *****

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