joke

[Guest guest]

The Good Life

There are several men

sitting around in the locker room of a posh golf club after a round, showering

and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the

benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation

ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - " Hello? "

W - " Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "

H - " Yes. "

W - " Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a

beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it? "

H - " What's the price? "

W - " Only $1,000. "

H - " Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much... "

W - " Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002

models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a

really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last

year... "

H - " What price did he quote you? "

W - " Only $60,000... "

H - " OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. "

W - " Great! But before we hang up, something else... "

H - " What? "

W - " It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and

I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked

at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden,

acre of park area, beach front property. "

H - " How much are they asking? "

W - " Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that

much in the bank to cover... "

H - " Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer up to $420,000.

OK? "

W - " OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!! "

H - " Bye...I love you too... "

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at

him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the

phone and asks " Does anyone know who this phone belongs to? "

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