Re: OT: Ways to Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity

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From: Shazinoz

Shazinoz [shazzinoz@...]

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It " IN. "

Right now, the above is MY favorite one! LOL! Maybe I'll try it tomorrow!

Thanks Sharron! LOL!

Love Lana

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-----Original Message-----

From: Shazinoz

Shazinoz [shazzinoz@...]

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It " IN. "

Right now, the above is MY favorite one! LOL! Maybe I'll try it tomorrow!

Thanks Sharron! LOL!

Love Lana

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-----Original Message-----

From: Shazinoz

Shazinoz [shazzinoz@...]

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It " IN. "

Right now, the above is MY favorite one! LOL! Maybe I'll try it tomorrow!

Thanks Sharron! LOL!

Love Lana

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Oh, this is really good and I will definitely be sending it along to some people

I know.

Thanks,

Love, Patti

OT: Ways to Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity

Mental Health Week.... Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point

a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want

Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It " IN. "

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has

Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write " For Sexual Favours "

7. Finish All Your Sentences With " In Accordance With The Prophecy. "

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They

Answer.

1 1. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is " To Go. "

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical

Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their

Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, " Rock

Hard " .

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream " I Won!, I Won! "

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,

Yelling " Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!! "

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner " Due To The Economy, We Are Going

To Have To Let One Of You Go. "

And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..Its Called

Therapy...

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Ohhhh Mike, you really need to meet my Dad! He is going to be volunteering

at the conference. we will all be in trouble then!!!!! LOL!!!!

Hugs,

Sue

[Guest guest]

Ohhhh Mike, you really need to meet my Dad! He is going to be volunteering

at the conference. we will all be in trouble then!!!!! LOL!!!!

Hugs,

Sue

[Guest guest]

Ohhhh Mike, you really need to meet my Dad! He is going to be volunteering

at the conference. we will all be in trouble then!!!!! LOL!!!!

Hugs,

Sue

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Ha ha!

Number 19 reminded me of Monty Python's " The Meaning of Life " .

When the catholic family has to give all their hundreds of children away for

science experiments.

That scene is so funny, especially when the mom, at the kitchen sink, surrounded

by her hundreds of kids, has a baby (it just drops out of her) and she says to

one of her kids " Will you get that? "

Then they go into a broadway like routine singing " every sperm is sacred, every

sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate " .

That makes me laugh every time - even just thinking about it.

And, no, it's not a poke at the Catholics. I'm Catholic. It's just very funny.

I hope it doesn't offend anyone.

Oh, I don't know why I'm writing this. I guess I need a laugh.

Sharon's e-mail made me think of it. It's her fault!! lol

T

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Mental Health Week.... Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

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Loved them. There were at least three that I would have actually

done had I known about them in my more intemperate youth, especially

the one with the sunglasses and hair dryer.

Here are some that I have done that you can add to your list.

1. In any city with tall buildings, simply stand on the sidewalk

and stare up at a building. Within very few minutes, you will have

a large crowd gathered around you, also staring up. When the crowd

has gotten large enough to satisfy your perverted sense of humor,

simply walk away. I have done this one in San Franciso, Chicago and

New York City.

2. Go to a fancy restaurant for dinner. After you are done eating

and ready to leave, get on your hands and knees and start patting

around on the floor under the table while mumbling " damn contact. "

Once you have two or three other diners or wait staff also on their

knees helping you, quietly take your leave. I did this one in San

Francisco. I don't wear contacts - never have.

3. When I was in my early 20s, I worked as a clerk at the railroad

yard office. Phones back then were the old style with the two

prongs that went up and down when you lifted the hand-set. We would

wait until someone took their coffee or lunch break and then go

scotch tape one of the prongs down. The first time they tried to

use their phone when they got back, they would either have " a dead

line " if they tried to call out or the phone would just keep ringing

if they tried to answser an in-coming call.

4. Same time, same place but with a twist. We would also take a

small rubber band, stretch it over the prongs, replace the hand-set

and then reposition their phone so it was side-on to their chair. As

soon as they got back and sat down, we would call them. And as soon

as they lifted the hand-set, the rubber band would fly off and whack

them.

5. College pranks - many. None of which are suitable for family

reading.

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Mental Health Week.... Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

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Loved them. There were at least three that I would have actually

done had I known about them in my more intemperate youth, especially

the one with the sunglasses and hair dryer.

Here are some that I have done that you can add to your list.

1. In any city with tall buildings, simply stand on the sidewalk

and stare up at a building. Within very few minutes, you will have

a large crowd gathered around you, also staring up. When the crowd

has gotten large enough to satisfy your perverted sense of humor,

simply walk away. I have done this one in San Franciso, Chicago and

New York City.

2. Go to a fancy restaurant for dinner. After you are done eating

and ready to leave, get on your hands and knees and start patting

around on the floor under the table while mumbling " damn contact. "

Once you have two or three other diners or wait staff also on their

knees helping you, quietly take your leave. I did this one in San

Francisco. I don't wear contacts - never have.

3. When I was in my early 20s, I worked as a clerk at the railroad

yard office. Phones back then were the old style with the two

prongs that went up and down when you lifted the hand-set. We would

wait until someone took their coffee or lunch break and then go

scotch tape one of the prongs down. The first time they tried to

use their phone when they got back, they would either have " a dead

line " if they tried to call out or the phone would just keep ringing

if they tried to answser an in-coming call.

4. Same time, same place but with a twist. We would also take a

small rubber band, stretch it over the prongs, replace the hand-set

and then reposition their phone so it was side-on to their chair. As

soon as they got back and sat down, we would call them. And as soon

as they lifted the hand-set, the rubber band would fly off and whack

them.

5. College pranks - many. None of which are suitable for family

reading.

[Guest guest]

> Ha ha!

> Number 19 reminded me of Monty Python's " The Meaning of Life " .

> When the catholic family has to give all their hundreds of children

away for science experiments.

> That scene is so funny, especially when the mom, at the kitchen

sink, surrounded by her hundreds of kids, has a baby (it just drops

out of her) and she says to one of her kids " Will you get that? "

>

> Then they go into a broadway like routine singing " every sperm is

sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite

irate " .

> That makes me laugh every time - even just thinking about it.

Hmmm, I'll have to rent that one - sounds hilarious! Thanks

!

Love Lana

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>

> Mental Health Week.... Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

>

> --------------

>

> Loved them. There were at least three that I would have actually

> done had I known about them in my more intemperate youth,

especially

> the one with the sunglasses and hair dryer.

>

> Here are some that I have done that you can add to your list.

>

Ooooohhh, Mike, you ARE an ohnery cuss, aren't you?!?!? Ladies, I

fear WE better be prepared in Buffalo! What kind of armor do we

need?????

Love Lana

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>

> Mental Health Week.... Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

>

> --------------

>

> Loved them. There were at least three that I would have actually

> done had I known about them in my more intemperate youth,

especially

> the one with the sunglasses and hair dryer.

>

> Here are some that I have done that you can add to your list.

>

Ooooohhh, Mike, you ARE an ohnery cuss, aren't you?!?!? Ladies, I

fear WE better be prepared in Buffalo! What kind of armor do we

need?????

Love Lana