joke

[Guest guest]

Come Early And Bring

Your Lunch

> > A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and

> > elegant was planning

> > a week's vacation in Florida,

so she wrote to a

> > particular campground

> > and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure

> > the campground was

> > fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask

> > about the toilet

> > facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write

> > the word 'TOILET'

> > in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally

> > came up with the

> > old-fashioned term 'BATHROOM COMMODE.' But when she

> > wrote that down, she

> > still thought she was being too forward. So she

> > started all over again,

> > rewrote the letter and referred to the bathroom

> > commode merely as the

> > B.C. 'Does the campground have it's own B.C.?' is

> > what she actually

> > wrote.

> >

> > The campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and

> > when he got the

> > letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman

> > was talking about.

> > That B.C. business really stumped him. After

> > worrying about it for a

> > while, he showed the letter to several campers, but

> > they couldn't

> > imagine what the lady meant either. So the

> > campground owner, finally

> > coming to the conclusion that the lady must be

> > asking about the location

> > of the local Baptist

Church, sat down and

wrote the

> > following reply:

> >

> > " Dear Madam: I regret very much for the delay in

> > answering your letter.

> > I now take the pleasure in informing you that a B.C.

> > is located nine

> > miles north of the campground and is capable of

> > seating 250 people at

> > one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you

> > are in the habit of

> > going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to

> > know that a great

> > number of people usually take their lunches along

> > and make a day of it.

> > They usually arrive early and stay late.

> >

> > The last time my wife and I went was six years ago

> > and it was so crowded

> > that we had to stand up the whole time we were

> > there. It may interest

> > you to know that right now, there is a supper being

> > planned to raise

> > money to buy more seats. They're going to hold it in

> > the basement of the

> > B.C. I would like to say it pains me very much not

> > to be able to go more

> > regularly but it is sure no lack of desire on my

> > part. As we grow older,

> > it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in

> > cold weather.

> >

> > If you do decide to come down to our campground,

> > perhaps I could go with

> > you the first time you go, sit with you, and

> > introduce you to all the

> > other folks. Remember, this is a friendly

> > community. "

Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature!

[Guest guest]

Thank You. Thank You Cheryl I just hads the biggest over due laugh session that I'm now having a vey hard time to even breath. So to the Newest Member. I had to warn her of you. You're so funny. I can't even tape., Hell what a day or is it Saturday Morning already. Sun-set 4 our Ronney. What a Tribute. BUSY BUZZED ALOT OF CRY.....GOOD-BY.....................

joke

Come Early And Bring Your Lunch> > A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and> > elegant was planning> > a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a> > particular campground> > and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure> > the campground was> > fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask> > about the toilet> > facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write> > the word 'TOILET'> > in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally> > came up with the> > old-fashioned term 'BATHROOM COMMODE.' But when she> > wrote that down, she> > still thought she was being too forward. So she> > started all over again,> > rewrote the letter and referred to the bathroom> > commode merely as the> > B.C. 'Does the campground have it's own B.C.?' is> > what she actually> > wrote.> >> > The campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and> > when he got the> > letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman> > was talking about.> > That B.C. business really stumped him. After> > worrying about it for a> > while, he showed the letter to several campers, but> > they couldn't> > imagine what the lady meant either. So the> > campground owner, finally> > coming to the conclusion that the lady must be> > asking about the location> > of the local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the> > following reply:> >> > "Dear Madam: I regret very much for the delay in> > answering your letter.> > I now take the pleasure in informing you that a B.C.> > is located nine> > miles north of the campground and is capable of> > seating 250 people at> > one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you> > are in the habit of> > going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to> > know that a great> > number of people usually take their lunches along> > and make a day of it.> > They usually arrive early and stay late.> >> > The last time my wife and I went was six years ago> > and it was so crowded> > that we had to stand up the whole time we were> > there. It may interest> > you to know that right now, there is a supper being> > planned to raise> > money to buy more seats. They're going to hold it in> > the basement of the> > B.C. I would like to say it pains me very much not> > to be able to go more> > regularly but it is sure no lack of desire on my> > part. As we grow older,> > it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in> > cold weather.> >> > If you do decide to come down to our campground,> > perhaps I could go with> > you the first time you go, sit with you, and> > introduce you to all the> > other folks. Remember, this is a friendly> > community."

Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature!

"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/lupies