joke

[Guest guest]

Four retired guys are walking down a street in Milwaukee. Then they turn

a

corner and see a sign that says " Old Timer's Bar " " ALL

DRINKS 10 CENTS! "

They look at each other, then go in.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,

" Come on in and let me pour one for you, what'll it be,

Gentlemen? "

There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all ask for a martini.

In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis -- and

says, " That'll

be 10 cents each, please. "

They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents,

finish their

martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again

saying, " That's 40 more cents, please. "

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.

They've each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a

dollar.

Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the

bartender

" How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime

apiece? "

" Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn,

and I always

wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and

decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor,

beer, all the same. "

" Wow. That's quite a story " says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but

notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in

front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they

were there.

One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks

and asks the bartender, " What's with them? "

The bartender says, " They're Florida

seniors. They're waiting for

happy hour. "

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