Guest guest Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 I hope you don't mind if I pass this one on. This is just what I needed......a good joke! Thanks Sue. Karol joke From GOTTA LOVE THOSE FROGS!!!! A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball > > into the woods. She went into the woods to look for > > it and found a frog in a trap. The frog > > said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will > > grant you three wishes." > > > > The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank > > you, but I failed to mention that there was a > > condition to your wishes that what ever you wish > > for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" > > > > The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her > > first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman > > in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize > > that this wish will also make your husband the most > > handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will > > flock too." > > > > The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will > > be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes > > for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman > > in the world! > > > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest > > woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make > > your husband the richest man in the world and he will > > be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That > > will be okay because what is mine is his and what is > > his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in > > the world! > > > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she > > answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." > > > > Moral of the story: Women are clever -- Don't > > underestimate with them. Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! "The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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