Guest guest Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Hi , Enjoyed these !! They were great, made me laugh !! Take care, Donna, Iowa Importance of walking >> >>> . Maybe it's good we can't walk. >>> I'm not sure if this will come through the way it should. Instead of >>> attachment I copyed and pasted. The people should all be walking. >>> Importance of Walking >>> >>> >>> I LIKE THIS ONE ESPECIALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE >>> -----Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 >>> years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 >>> per month. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> >>> >>> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now >>> she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear >>> heavy breathing again. ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't >>> lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out >>> what I'm doing. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who >>> annoy me. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small >>> country. >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>> And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice >>> jump right out of my glass. >>> >>> You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it >>> to them! >>> ---------- >>> ðäÆ >>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ---------- > >>>>> >>> __________________________________________________ >> >> >> >> ---------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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